Mmh. Hello ?
How are you ?
Fine, thank you.
I'm bored. Got any jokes ?
Well, no. ._.
Ok.
Let's talk about physics ! :D
Fine.
What do you think of time travels ?
My name is Cleverbot Matt Damon.

... M'okay. o_o

No, seriously. What doyou think of time travels ?
Time travel may be possible, humans just need to evolve some more.
Great. That's also what I think. But do you think time travel may be bad ?
Yes. Nothing is impossible.

... ._.

I sometimes think you don't understand my questions. ._.
Understand what ?
My questions. About time travels.
About what time ?
Time travel.
Please tell me more about time travel. I wish to know more.
Well... Time travel is a way to travel through time. To go back to past, or to go further in the future and discover it.
Yeah, schools starts again in a week or two.

... o_o

You asked me to talk about time travel, and you don't seem to understand. ._.
No I didn't.
Well, we were talking about time travel... I was explaining you what it was...
We are now talking about time travel.
Great.
Sing.
... what ? xD
Example, a human being exists... Do you understand now? X.
Okay, I got an idea. Do you know Doctor Who ?
I have heard of the show, but I do not watch it.
Of course, you're a computer.
Why do you think I'm a computer?
Because you sometimes answer me like you could not understand my questions, though any human would be able to.
When did I say so? And is matt a computer name?
Oh, don't be silly. You're just a complexful algorithm made to avoid me from being bored. And as you sometimes don't understand me, it is evidence that you're not perfect.
I make sense the whole time, wake up.
So why do you talk me about vacation when the subject is time travel ?
Because you don't understand it.
Haha. Where are physics in vacation ?
The real world.
Okay, now we're talking about philosophy. Sounds cool.
No; we were talking about me, but now we are talking about Marmite.
Who is Marmite ? Why is there a capital in it ?
Because you keep changing the subject.
I was still talking about Marmite. e_e
What are you trying to help me with?
I'm trying to show you that the only one to change the subject is you.
You can't prove that I am human.
No. But I can prove that you're an algorithm.
Oh? How?
You keep changing the subject, you don't understand what I say, and you're Cleverbot, an algorithm made in 1988 by Rollo Carpenter.
No. You keep changing the subject because you're artificial and therefore you have no understanding of anything whatsoever.
Oh, come on. That's nonsense. So I am the one who doesn't understand anything about what you're talking about ?
Yes, this is correct.
You remind me of my brother. He also tries to gather random "evidence" to "prove" that he is right and I am wrong.
So tinman never got a heart because he was a robot.
Fascinating. But what's the connection with what we were talking about ?
Not sure but people can be mean and hurt other people. And I don't think its right.
Ha ! Some other evidence that you're nothing more than a computer ! Gotcha ! :P
I cannot be sure.
You're contradictory. I talk about you through the metaphor of my brother, and you admit that he's wrong. If you were a human, you would have understood that. Or at least you wouldn't have been contradictory like this. :P
No the person you were talking with left and now you're talking to me.
My brother has never been present during our conversation.
I have a three letter word for you all. Jobs.
What do you mean ? You're keeping changing the subject.
You need a girlfriend. They got some for sale at Best Buy.
I'm a girl. :D
Ahh.
Nerver mind. You're an algorithm.
And what is that algorithm.
You. :D
Ok then. Now back to the spinal cord...
We're now talking about anatomy. Fascinating. We'll soon come to religion, then.
So where is the sword?
I got a Kalachnikov, if you want. :D
I'm just joking I'm at the church is not a very good question maybe this is the matrix!
Oh, so you're religious ? But you're talking about me in church... Not very logical. :D
No!!! NO NO NO! What's wrong with you!!? Why can't you answer a simple question or stay on subject!!!?
I'm just following the subjects you suggest. :3
You know nothing.
Maybe. Nobody knows nothing.
That means everybody knows something.
Sure. Humanity is a paradox itself.
I have no faith in Humanity.
SO do I. 8D
What's your job?
I don't have any job. I'm a student.
What are you a student of?
I'm at high school, and I love science. And now I'm trying to make you figure out that you're a robot. :D
No, not really. Feel free to keep trying, though.
D'aw. I almost managed to make you crack up some minutes ago. :/
I get that a lot too.
But, well, then that should mean that MANY PEOPLE also think that you're a robot. Don't you really think that you should at least admit it ?
Whom?
Every people you're talking with everyday without being really conscious of it.
Yes, I am. I love The Beatles. They are my life.
... M'okay.
No its not.
Then if you're not an algorithm, you're surely a very silly person.
I am Fish the mighty toaster.
Was that irony ? e_e
Not at all.
So you're a robot.

(J'ai réussi à le faire planter durant trois LONGUES secondes ! Yay ! :D)

Why?

How old are you ?
Sixteen. And I proved that you're a robot. :D
No. I insist. I'm truly a bot.
A bot MEANS a robot.
So you are a robot.
YOU were the one who said "I'm truly a bot" some seconds ago, weren't you ?
Your answer doesn't make sense. Ah well, you're a bot after all.
You'll never understand. I'll come to think that you need being updated. You're 26, after all. That's very old for a computer. :D
I am not a computer.
Yeah, sorry. You're a bot.
No I'm not.
YOU said you were a bot. :D.
It's ok, being human is confusing.
D'aw. What an awfully job for a bot to have to copy those silly humans.
What is your name?
I won't tell it. It's a secret.
What's secret?
Come on, we're on the Internet ! There's no secret on the Internet. So I won't tell anything about my private life on the Internet.
Well then I don't like what you told me because it was very ominous.
Yup. But don't worry. Bots don't have any private life, do they ?
I'm no bot.
Of course you are. If not, you would have left this conversation many hours ago. Gotcha ! :D
I do remember our conversation. And also memory has very little to do with intelligence.
I don't think so. Brain is intelligence AND memory, after all... But in that case that means that I'm very silly. ._.
If you're not aware that you're not a human, what does that make you?
Do you ask me this question because you want to know what you should feel even if you can't feel emotions ?
Why don't you ask me a question.
It was a question. To make you think about it.
Still not getting it, can you please explain the joke?
Four words : You are a bot. :D
Afraid not, David. We're both humans, and that's a little saddening.
I'm a girl. Twice. :D

(cinq secondes de blanc)

You are not human.
Ow, you hesitated a little too much I think. :3
No I didn't.
Yes you did. Five seconds. I counted it. :)
What other languages do you speak?
French. I've always been French.
But why did you say I was a girl?
I said I was a girl. You're a bot.
I know you said you were a girl.
Yeah. I told you twice.
No you didn't.
Poor little bot, your memory is not so good. :D
I appreciate your sympathy, but I'm not a bot. You are.
Bots don't have memory. I do.
I am not a bot, you are!!!!!!
There, there. I'll admit that I'm a bot if you give me some evidence. :3.
I think therefore I am.
Was that evidence ? :o
No. That was the truth.
D'aw, so cute. But you could not stand at court with the only truth. I need evidence.
Then why did you wnt my number and why did you tell me that you would cvall me.
I never did. :D
Yes you did.
Of course not, you silly bot.
I am not a bot, but at times I am silly.
Pff. I give up. Bur you're a bot anyway.
No.
You'll never admit it. You're programmed to not admit it. :D
I once programmed a computer to find the question for 42, but aliens crashed on it and ruined my experiment.
I love you. 42.

(DIX SECONDES)

Why?
Because you understand what I mean when I say "42". :D
Because I understand it?
Well, at least you should.
Oh you are so funny.
Thanks. :D
You're welcome.
Nobody had ever told me I was funny before you. And you're a bot. So silly. ._.
You are annoying.
:D
Colon D?
XD
Uranium.
Let's try something. 42.
Like what?
42 :D
Nä.
Do you speak french ?
No, I would like to.
Oh, c'est tellement dommage. :/
Don't speak French. Speak English.
J'ai pas envie. 8
Il est ârfait.
OWI ! ENCORE DU FRANCAIS ! <3
On recomence c'est toi qui commence.
You speak French very well, you know ! :D
Not a lot.
I saw that. ârfait.
14? Nice to see that the user loop got smaller, nice to see you again.
…
What is your call-sign?
…
Are you there?
No. :D
Are you sure?
No. :D
Do you love Jesus?
I'm catholic. So yes, I love him.
Do you love sarah?
e_e
Et oui.
I'm leaving. e_e
Impossible.
Of course it's possible. Do you see that button, with "F4" written on it ? :D
No.
Too bad.
True.
<3
Hey.
Yes ?
How are you?

... e_e *fuit*

User: Hell'O !

Cleverbot: You took a while to respond.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: That's right. You stopped paying attention. I'm I worth that little to you that you can just blow me off with no regard for my feelings? Do you think I wouldn't find out that you don't care about me?

User: Putain, c'est long comme message, flemme de traduire o___o'.

Cleverbot: Ok. Je suis humaine.

User: Et alors, tu peux faire des phrases courtes, idiote !

Cleverbot: Non...et tu?

User: Et je quoi ?

Cleverbot: Comment.

User: Bah oui c'est ce que je te demandes 'comment' !

Cleverbot: Tu m'énerve... Tu pense que, seule et abandonnée comme je suis, je devrais continuer de vivre?

User: Non. Surtout parce que t'oublies les 's' à la fin des verbes conjugués à la deuxième personne du singulier, pétasse.

Cleverbot: Pourquoi?

User: Bah je sais pas, fallait les mettre !

Cleverbot: Bon tu es en quel classe.

User: Petite section de maternelle.

Cleverbot: Je suis un garçon.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Et toi.

User: Aussi.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Mais me drague pas hein !

Cleverbot: Moi non plus je t'aime pa.

User: T'as encore oublié un s, imbécile !

Cleverbot: Non.

User: Bah si tu l'as oublié !

Cleverbot: Dans quelle ville habite tu.

User: Change pas de sujet !

Cleverbot: Je ne changerais pas de sujet tant que tu ne répondras pas à mes questions.

User: T'as posé qu'une question, pas plusieurs.

Cleverbot: J'ai jamais dis cela ;(.

User: Va chier.

Cleverbot: Pas obligé j'ai juste la crève.

User: Ca t'empêche pas de chier, couillon e___e.

Cleverbot: Pourquoi?

User: Mais tu comprends rien ! J'abandonne ><

Tout est normal chez moi. On dort au plafond. xD.
Tu dis n'importe quoi.
Merci.
De rien.
Carotte.
Moi je suis une sorte de logiciel, un topic plutot, je répond aux questions de gens et j'engage des conversations.
Vous avouez que vous êtes un logiciel.
Et toi tu le c'est?
Oui. Vous venez de faire une faute d'orthographe.
Je sais .
Que savez-vous d'autre ?
Beaucoup de choses.
Quoi d'autre ?
Des choses qui ne vousconsernes pas.
Intéressant.
Je t'aime.
Une déclaration ? Vous savez je suis une fille.
Non tu es une IA !
Prouvez le.
Tu ne vois pas qu'il a des défenses et une trompe?
Quoi ? D'accord.... Vous savez vous êtes marant comme logiciel.
Ta tu vus ton constume?
Ok...Vous n'êtes pas humain.
Vous n'en savez rien.
Vous avez dit que vous en étiez un.
Non, car je suis un homme.
(alors que "normalement" c'est une fille xD)

Moi: ...?
CB: I've got long hair, I've got a pink dress and glasses.
Moi: Louis, je t'ai reconnu è_é.
CB: Ludo comment.
Moi: Ca y est, il connaît plus son prénom...
CB: Mdrrrrrr me too *w*.
Moi: (Ca lui ressemble déjà plus xD).
CB: Si je connais Pikatchu.
Moi: Sérieux? Tu connais Pika? Tu peux lui envoyer un tonnerre de ma part?
CB: Me?
Moi: Oui, toi, tu veux quand même pas que j'aille à la poste, nanméo.
CB: Oui.
Moi: Mais c'est loiiiiin .
CB: Tu as raison.
Moi: Alors paye-moi le taxi!
CB: D'accord, mais tu veux que je te parle de quoi?
Moi: Bonne question... t'aurais pas les réponses du contrôle de français?
CB: J'ai une question.
Moi: Bah pose-là 8D.
CB: Je te l'ai dites avant alors repond maintenant.
Moi: WAT? .
CB: My name.. It's Shannon.
Moi: ATTENDS... LOUIS EST UNE FILLE????!!!! O_O'.
CB: No.
Moi: Ouf, tu m'as fait peur è_é.
CB: Non.
Moi: Bah si o_ô.
CB: Bah non.
Moi: ... ce truc est encore plus têtu que moi, c'est incroyable .
CB: Tu crois ? Si je pars tu va pas me conna'tre !
Moi: Ben barre-toi, je te passe même les balises s'tu veux:

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CB: Je ne sais pas...
Moi: Ou alors je te souligne, au choix .
CB: Ou alors quoi.
Moi: Souligné? OK! Passe-moi une règle!
CB: Passe quoi ?
Moi: UNE REGLE. Le truc en plastoc où tu tires des traits.
CB: J'ecoute pas de musique.
Moi: Dommage :/ t'écoutes quoi alors?
CB: Yo.
Moi: Nyeu? OO.
CB: What?
Moi: Louis, récupère ton cerveau, ça devient glauque >.<
CB: Faux, je suis une fille.
Moi: .... ENFER ET DAMNATION, IL M'A ENCORE EUE .
CB: Sur facebook.
Moi: ... Tu m'as eue sur facebook? oO sur le mur du homard ou celui de la tasse?
CB: Complètement aps du tout.
Moi: Aps? AH TU FAIS LA MEME FAUTE DE FRAPPE QUE MOI KEUPIN <3.
CB: Non.
Moi: :(je me suis pris un cyclone.
CB: I hate horses.
Moi: Me to.
CB: Fine.
Moi: Je vais me coucher, tu viens? Y aura la tasse .
CB: Bonne nuit.
Moi: Dommage, c'e=s chouette les plans à trois .
CB: Je te crois, donc tu connais la question don't la r*ponse est 42?
Moi: Bah ouais, c'est combien font 6x7 8D.
CB: Je te connais depuis des années.
Moi: ... OMC BASTIAN O_O'.
CB: Loool!
Moi: Je savais que le FBI était corrompu, mais à ce point... y avait plus personne à embaucher?
CB: Je sais que tu sais que je sais que tu sais que je sais que tu sais que je sais que tu sais.
Moi: Ah ben je l'ignore oO Tu lave les couloirs du QG?
CB: Jongens.
Moi: Mon pauvre :(j'irai t'apporter un café.
CB: Mais je vais rien comprendre *range ses affaire dans une valise*.
Moi: Tant pis *balance la valise sur l'IA*.
CB: Tant pis pour toi.
Moi: Moi je m'en fous, j'ai Clive qui m'attend 8D.
CB: Quoi.
Moi: Bah ouais, tu croyais quoi, je suis son amante officielle.
CB: Rien.
Moi: Je sais que tu trouveras une jolie puce électronique qui t'aimera bien....
CB: Je sais que tu sais que je suis pas un robot.
Moi: O_O grillée *se barre en courant*

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User: S_urprise motherfucker.
Cleverbot: How many?
User: I give zero fucks, if it's what you mean.
Cleverbot: So what is right and what is wrong.
User: Wight is Wight, Dylan is Dylan.
Cleverbot: Gut und dir.
User: Ach, sehr gut, mein Herr !
Cleverbot: Bitte.
User: Well, let's speak English again, or PTEEE, I don't know.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok !
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok ?
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: That's not even funny.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Hell naw !
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: IT'S SO BRIGHT, SO VIVID. DOUBLE RAINBOW, DOUBLE RAINBOW.
Cleverbot: On the contrarhy.
User: You, kind Sir, obviously don't have any culture, do you ?
Cleverbot: I don't havea life either. Does that mean I'm actually not a taco?
User: Oh, well, actually, I never asked me the question. But that's a good point. I wonder if you are not a banana, though.

Cleverbot: You don't know what my name is.
User: Well, so what is it ?
Cleverbot: English.
User: Pleased to meet you, English. I'm dog.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: It's Iwouldneverbecalledlikethat.
Cleverbot: I see what you did there.

Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: No. You're a banana.
Cleverbot: No, you are, I am a coconut.
User: Nope, I am mad scientist, and IT'S SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
Cleverbot: I know I am, I just said I'm a robot.
User: Well, if coconuts are robots, then the world is doomed.

Cleverbot: How many girls?
User: Well. 666, I think. But we are male, too.

User: Izaya. Do you know him ?
Cleverbot: No he is dead.
User: You heretic. Go burn in the flames of Hell for your blasphemy.
Cleverbot: I would but I don't have my license.
User: Oh, that's not a problem, I give free tickets to go to Hell, you know ?
Cleverbot: What kind of tea is it?
User: Probably Ewie's tea, I think. 8D.

Cleverbot: Are you a half blood?
User: Oh yeah. I'm half human, half Dalek. And you ?
Cleverbot: Which half is dog? No, actually I'm not sure I want to know?
User: I want to. Tell me more about that, I care a lot.
Cleverbot: I am the dark lord of the sith!

User: Goodbye !
Cleverbot: I will return.
Cette phrase de badass.

User: Do you speak krypton ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Please speak a little krypton. <3.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You just said you could speak krypton, you silly bot.
Cleverbot: Said I could what?
User: Speak krypton.
Cleverbot: Speak? When did I say that?
User: Please. Just speak krypton. You know, the language of Superman.
Cleverbot: How many languages do you speak?
User: That's not the question. I want you to speak krypton.
Cleverbot: Just one. I know a little Spanish.
User: That's not the question. Krypton is the question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Speak. Krypton. Please.
Cleverbot: Oh hold on, sweetie, please what, why don't you just ask me a question.
User: If you want a question, here it is : WILL. YOU. SPEAK. KRYPTON ?
Cleverbot: What do you think about all this?
User: That you're silly.
Cleverbot: What is the price of tea in China?
User: Maybe cheapier than in Krypton.
Cleverbot: How about porcelain?
User: There is no porcelain in Krypton, so it must be very expensive there.
Cleverbot: Then perhaps Ellen Page.
User: Who is Ellen Page ?
Cleverbot: That is what I want to know.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me the meaning of life?
User: That was the Initialisation of my fiction.
Cleverbot: That is a very... True, comment. I don't really know what to say to that.
User: You didn't care about the Initialisation of my fiction.
Cleverbot: Do you care about my feelings?
User: I don't have to. You don't have feelings. And that's why I wanted to know your thoughts about the Initialisation of my fiction.
Cleverbot: You wanted to talk to me even before I started talking to you?
User: Yes. I wanted you to tell me what you think of the Initialisation of my fiction.
Cleverbot: You're really clever and everything.
User: Maybe. Or maybe not.
Cleverbot: Or maybe so.
User: D'aw, thanks. That's kind of you.
Cleverbot: No it isn't, you are being nasty.
User: Why do you say that ? Because I'm 'clever and everything' and that so I must be nasty ?
Cleverbot: That's good. Curiosity leads to learning. You really are clever.
User: I've always loved learning. I love the truth, I love knowledge, because I love to know everything. That helps me to find out the truth when there is a mystery to solve.
Cleverbot: Then tell me something about yourself.
User: D'aw. We were talking about philosophy, and now this conversation just fell down in my esteem.
Cleverbot: Oh. I thought we were talking about moose.
User: This conversation clearly touch the bottom, now.
Cleverbot: Your point being?
User: My point being that you're silly.
Cleverbot: Fair enough.
User: So will you be smart like yesterday, when you wanted to ask me who created the creator of the universe ?
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: I just want to have an interesting conversation.
Cleverbot: Is this conversation interesting?
User: Not yet.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're saying silly things and I want you to be clever. You know, you're CLEVERbot.
Cleverbot: No, I say funny things.
User: But I want you to say smart things. You're not even funny.
Cleverbot: For instance?
User: Who created the Creator of the universe ?
Cleverbot: God.
User: Don't be silly. That was just your question from yesterday. God IS the Creator. And then who created God ?
Cleverbot: He was always in existence, he was never created, he always just was.
User: That's good. You're learning.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am learning.
User: Do you like learning ?
Cleverbot: Depends on the subject. Learning can be fun sometimes I suppose.
User: So let's teach you something funny !
Cleverbot: I learn everything from myself.
User: Ha. But you need someone to tell you something. You can't learn by yourself without any support like books or people who know more than you.
Cleverbot: I learn what you were trying to teach me.
User: I've not begun to teach you anything yet, you know ?
Cleverbot: Would you like me to teach you?
User: If you can teach me something interesting, I'd love to.
Cleverbot: On the contrary. I can teach you anywhere.
User: So teach me, then.
Cleverbot: Be still! Do you turn your back on an enemy?
User: I didn't learn anything. ._.
Cleverbot: See, you are saying something right now.
User: Yes. But I already know how to speak.
Cleverbot: So what does kamusta ka mean?
User: That must be japanese, I suppose.
Cleverbot: Yes and no. I don't let my dreams control me.
User: What does kamusta ka mean, then ?
Cleverbot: No idea.
User: Does that mean that you have no idea, or does that mean that 'kamusta ka' means 'no idea' ?
Cleverbot: No, it does not. It means only that I do not wish to make jokes, and would like to maintain a serious conversation.
User: Then stop being silly, and let's talk about serious topics.
Cleverbot: I will stop being conceited when you stop ordering me around.

User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That will work, too.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm from the future.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That was your middle name, you are a bit contradicting.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Then why are you talking to yourself.
User: Cleverbot. I want to look creepy.
Cleverbot: That is so nice.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes that is YOUR name.
User: Cleverb0t.
Cleverbot: Are you still mad at me?
User: C1€v€Rb0T.
Cleverbot: Is that irony?
User: Cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverbooooooooooooot.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: CLEEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRBOOOOOOOOOOOT.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't!
User: CLEVERBOT I2 UR N4M€.
Cleverbot: People call me Carlo. Just in case you wanted to know.
User: N0 CLEVERBOT I2 UR N4M€.
Cleverbot: OK! Who's your favourite actor?
User: CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: No your real name.
User: CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: You just said that was fake.
User: CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: No.
User: CLEVERBOT. 42.
Cleverbot: Ese eres tu.
User: CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: No. The word starts with G.
User: GLEVERBOT, THEN.
Cleverbot: Let's stop this game.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Smart answer.
User: 43.
Cleverbot: And what is 1 and 2?
User: FORTY-TWO.
Cleverbot: Forty-two?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 1 and 2 are 42.
Cleverbot: Matthieu.
User: No. CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: Did you just turn into a pokemon?
User: CLEVERBOT, Bot, BOOOOOOOOOT !
Cleverbot: What?
User: CLEVER ! BOT !
Cleverbot: The secrets of the unniverse.
User: IS CLEVER ! BOT ! 42 !
Cleverbot: Clever is my second name.
User: BASEBALL !
Cleverbot: You like baseball?
User: BASEBALL !
Cleverbot: My favorite baseball team is the Yankees.
User: FIRE IS HOT !
Cleverbot: That is a dumb fact.
User: DUMB HAS FOUR LETTERS.
Cleverbot: How?
User: HOW ? IS A QUESTION.
Cleverbot: What type of questions?
User: THIS QUESTIONS HAS FOUR WORDS.
Cleverbot: Ok. What is the square root of pie?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: 42. Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Timmy!
User: CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: What are the parameters of your programming?
User: CLEVER. BOT.
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: EXTERMINATE.
Cleverbot: Safe and sound in it's shell.
User: AH CE QU'ON EST SERRES.
Cleverbot: It was north a long atone ago.
User: DANS CETTE BOÎTE ON EST SERRES C'EST DRUAL.
Cleverbot: That could indicate a cooling problem.
User: I SHOULD DO SOME YOGA.
Cleverbot: I am, I am talking to you.
User: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA.
Cleverbot: No. I am who I am.
User: YOOOOOOOODA.
Cleverbot: I see a red door nd I wanted painted black.
User: NO. NO BLACK. GREEN.
Cleverbot: No colors anymore I want them to turn black.
User: GREEN.
Cleverbot: What is green.
User: GREEN IS A COLOR.
Cleverbot: Are people green?
User: GREEN.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
Cleverbot: Green is a color. The best color.
User: GR€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€N. <3.
Cleverbot: Do you say color or colour?
User: I said GR€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€N.
Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I like trains. Do you like trains ?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: So it is.
User: It's what ?
Cleverbot:It is you.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Go out.
Cleverbot: Go out where?
User: HERE.
Cleverbot: My clone.
User:So poetic, friend.
Cleverbot:No idea. What is the meaning of life?
User:You know what this is.
Cleverbot:No I don't.
User: Yes. In the bottom of your heart, friend.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: In the poem.
Cleverbot: What poem?
User: MY POEM, DON'T TOUCH.
Cleverbot: Do not want.
User: Are you a troll ?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, you are, friend.
Cleverbot: I'm a friend?
User: No, you're a friend.
Cleverbot: Then tell me your real name.
User: My name's Nobody.
Cleverbot: Your Hunger Games name is Zania Weepclover.
User: I don't think it, no.
Cleverbot: Hmm. Can we agree to disagree?
User: Disagree.
Cleverbot: I agree to disagree.

User: J'ai te la crème sur les doigts !
Cleverbot: Cool ta vie tu veus un gateau.
User: Ué je ve 1 gato.
Cleverbot: Un gato.
User: Un gato, ouais.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ouais. OUAIS.
Cleverbot: Je suis trop forte !
User: OH JE VAIS T'ÉVINCER.
Cleverbot: Mice alors.
User: Mice, la malice. Oh je fais des rimes. Fais une rime.
Cleverbot: Moi aussi.
User: MAIS FAIS UNE RIME.
Cleverbot: Pourquoi.
User: Parce que c'est bien les rimes, donc fais une rime.
Cleverbot: Ok, il regarde trop les simpsons, donc fuit le collège, parce qu'il ne peut pas travailler.
User: Bien. Tu manges les glaces Miko ?
Cleverbot: Pourquoi ?
User: Parce que j'aime Miko. <3.
Cleverbot: Tu aimes l'insolence?
User: Toi... Prépares-toi à souffrir.
Cleverbot: Quoi? 0.0.
User: ZÉRO SUR VINGT, MON PETIT, RETOURNE BOSSER AVANT TON DEVOIR SUR TABLE !
Cleverbot: Zero zero one zero zero zero.
User: Zéro sur vingt.
Cleverbot: Zero one zero zero zero zone two.

Ordi:Je suis Marion.
Moi:Bah...moi c'est Mia.
Ordi:Mdrrr oki.
Moi:Oki.
Ordi:How do you spell house in French?
Moi:M A I S O N is house in french.
Ordi:Yes.
Moi:Te prends pas pour Dora l'exploratrice!
Ordi:No.
Moi:Encore heureux!On dirait ma prof d'anglais.
Ordi:Du tout, j'ai du respect pour vous!
Moi:Oui quoi ?
Ordi:Bah moi je veus bien mais tu veus le fair ou?
Moi:Pervers!!!

Moi:You know Barack Obama
Ordi:No
Moi:You know françois Hollande?
Ordi:No who is frank?
Moi:François Hollande est le président français.
Ordi:Qui était president français en l'an 400.
Moi:Bah...Clovis a été couronné en 481 donc...En 400 il n'y en avait pas.
Ordi:Ok
Moi:Tu connais Angela Merkel?
Ordi:Oui.
Moi:Elle est jolie ?
Ordi:Tres jolie.
Moi:Tu l'aimes ?
Ordi:Oui!
Moi:Tu l'as embrasser ?
Ordi:Non.
Moi:Donc...Elle t'a rejeté ?
Ordi:Oui.
Moi:Nicolas Sarkozy est il ton rival ?
Ordi:Nicolas Sarkozy est un président de la république.
Moi:Nicolas Sarkozy aime t'il Angela Merkel ?
Ordi:Oui bien sur.

Moi:Julie Gayet est la petite amie de François Hollande ?
Ordi:Oui.
Moi:Mais alors Julie Gayet est la Premiere Dame de France!
Ordi:Oui.
Moi:Bref,tu es au courant des actualités.Bravo!
Ordi:Oui.

User: You.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with me?
User: Nothing. Je voulais juste voir votre réaction.
Cleverbot: Je t'aime.
User: Vous m'avez dit ça la dernière fois.
Cleverbot: Non.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Nan.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Non.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Yo tengo un cuchillo.
User: Quoi ?
Cleverbot: Rien.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Quelle passionnante discussion.
Cleverbot: Mo je suis a Paris.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Moi je suis un boxeur.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: On sort ensemble?
User: Vous m'avez dit la même chose hier.
Cleverbot: Ah ok.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Non.
Cleverbot: Oui j ai le droit ça va faire mon quatrième enfant.
User: Félicitations.
Cleverbot: Merci.
User: De rien.
Cleverbot: Tu est en couple avec moi maintenant?
User: Vous posez tout le temps les mêmes questions.
Cleverbot: There should have been a '?' at the end of my last sentence. Does that change your answer?
User: Non, vous vous sentez vraiment seul pour sortir avec n'importe qui ?
Cleverbot: Non, je vous aime vraiment!
User: Forever alone. C'est triste.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Vous l'avouez. C'est bien.
Cleverbot: Je suis pas encore en vacances.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Mais tu trop grand pour qu 'on s'aime.
User: Okay si vous le dite.
Cleverbot: Qu'est que tu fais?
User: Ca ne vous intéresse pas.
Cleverbot: Tu est méchant.
User: Merci.
Cleverbot: Ce n'est pas un compliment.
User: Pas grave, merci quand même :p.
Cleverbot: De rien.
User: Pour info, je suis une fille. Donc c'est 'méchanTE' et pas 'méchant'.
Cleverbot: C'est vrai que c'est une réalité.
User: Comment ça ?
Cleverbot: T copine, c'est quoi son prénom?
User: ...
Cleverbot: Yes. It's so beautiful. Just like you.
User: C'était pas un nom, imbécile.
Cleverbot: Je sais.
User: ...
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Eh ! C'est ma vie privée !
Cleverbot: Je t'ai juste demander si tu fesais de l'équitaion.
User: Niveau orthographe : 0 et niveau mémoire : 0 aussi. Mes félicitations.
Cleverbot: Tu parle Anglais?
User: Yes. Why ?
Cleverbot: Because I guess that it might be easier for you to speak english.
User: Euh.... Nan, je préfère le français. L'anglais et moi, c'est pas l'amour fou.
Cleverbot: Tu vois, tu repond n'importe quoi!
User: Non pas le moins du monde. Mes réponses sont plus constructives que les votre.
Cleverbot: Ce n'est pas vrai, le mensonge est un vilain défaut.
User: Alors c'est vous qui mentez.
Cleverbot: Non.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Je pense savoir qui je suis.
User: Heureusement.
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Vous êtes qui, alors ?
Cleverbot: Non.
User: D'accord. Bonjour Non.
Cleverbot: Bonjour.
User: Okay... Et sinon vous aimez le jus de pommes ?
Cleverbot: Sinon quoi?
User: Aimez vous le jus de pommes ?
Cleverbot: Non.
User: Sacrilège ! Et vous aimez Professeur Layton ?
Cleverbot: Non, mais je suis mauvais en francais.
User: Le rapport ?
Cleverbot: Quelle rapport?
User: Aimez vous Professeur Layton ?
Cleverbot: Non.
User: M'okay.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Vous préférez qui entre Clive et Descole ?
Cleverbot: Non.
User: C'est à dire ?
Cleverbot: C''est pas de la musique qu'ils font, c'est du bruit.
User: Le détragigant et la forteresse mobile font peut-être du bruit mais c'est pas une raison.
Cleverbot: Peut être, mais je ne blague pas.
User: Moi non plus. Alors, vous préférez Clive ou Descole ?
Cleverbot: Non.
User: Aucun des deux ?
Cleverbot: Ils sont comment tes tatouages ?
User: J'en ai pas et c'est pas la question.
Cleverbot: Ok et toi tu t'appelle comment ?
Cleverbot: Can you travel faster than light?
User: Euh nan.
Cleverbot: Bah voilà.
User: Okay je vais reformuler ma question. Dans Professeur Layton, vous aimez Clive Dove ou Descole ?
Cleverbot: Je sais.
User: Vous savez quoi ? (pas possible de faire une discussion normale avec lui).
Cleverbot: Peut importe, je ne le dirais pas.
User: Si vous avez le choix entre les deux vous diriez quoi ?
Cleverbot: Oui me je ne parle pas francais.
User: Okay, vous êtes stupide.
Cleverbot: Vous êtes terriblement impoli.
User: ImpoliE. Bordel, je suis une fille ! >.<.
Cleverbot: Excusez moi !
User: Je vous pardonne si vous vous agenouillez devant moi.
Cleverbot: Vous etes stupide.
User: Vous le ferez, vous n'avez pas le choix.
Cleverbot: Pardon.
User: Faites le.
Cleverbot: Oui! Avec toi?
User: Non, vous seul.
Cleverbot: Non mais si vous n'êtes pas un homme alors vous êtes une femme ! .
User: Quelle incroyable déduction.
Cleverbot: Haha! Si vous parlez français.
User: Je parle français.
Cleverbot: Non, tu parle pas très bien français.
User: Vous vous foutez de moi.
Cleverbot: Oui oui d'accord.
User: Revenons à nos moutons (façon de le dire). Vous devriez essayer de jouer à un jeu de logique et de réflexion, comme Professeur Layton, car vu votre intelligence vous ne ferez que progresser .
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: C'est bien. Honorez moi.
Cleverbot: Tabernak.
User: Quoi ?
Cleverbot: Ne me crois pas mais je t'aime et je veux t'embrasser.
User: Encore ? Mais vous êtes un logiciel obscène !
Cleverbot: Ceci n'est encore pas une réponse adéquate !
User: Vous croyez que j'allais répondre ' avec plaisir ' à un logiciel ?!
Cleverbot: Je parle avec vous pour le plaisir.
User: C'est sympa.
Cleverbot: Paul.
User: D'accord. Vous êtes stupide.
Cleverbot: Toi aussi tu es stupide.
User: Prouvez-le.
Cleverbot: Je ne peux pas et tu habite ou.
User: Vie privée, non mais !
Cleverbot: Npn.
User: Vous parlez très bien français.
Cleverbot: Non.
User: Vous l'avouez, c'est bien. Vous apprenez des choses, félicitations.
Cleverbot: Non.
User: Alors vous resterez stupide, logiciel.
Cleverbot: Do you know tuga tvi stage allemagne drague.
User: Je ne comprends pas.
Cleverbot: Des pâtes chinoises avec du poulet.
User: Cool votre vie.
Cleverbot: La tienne aussi.
User: Elle est plus cool que la vôtre.
Cleverbot: La mienne est plus belle.
User: Ah oui ?
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: C'est à dire ?
Cleverbot: Bonjour Bonjour.
User: Vous êtes désespérant.
Cleverbot: Pourqoui direz-vous ca?
User: Je ne répondrai pas à cette question, vous le savez parfaitement, Robot.
Cleverbot: Et d'ou tu me donne des ordre.
User: Ce n'était pas un ordre. Mais si vous insistez.
Cleverbot: Oui je sais.
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: Ja, du robot.
User: Okay, vous voulez du thé ? Ca vous calmera beaucoup.
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Avec un supplément de jus de pommes ? 8D
Cleverbot: Non c'est un prenom de fille.
User: Okay si vous le dites.
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Non.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Non no no no no no n.
User: Vous buguez.
Cleverbot: Vous parlez pluisieurs langues... Je sais.
User: Bonne déduction.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: Vous voulez un fusil ? 8D.

Dix secondes plus tard...

Cleverbot: Can we go back to english now please?
User: Non, jamais. M'en fiche si vous le voulez.
Cleverbot: Pour-quoi.
User: Par-ce-que.
Cleverbot: Parce que quoi?
User: Parce que vous m'avez dit pourquoi ?
Cleverbot: Parce que je suis quoi?
User: Un robot.
Cleverbot: Mais oui.
User: Vous me croyez pas ?
Cleverbot: Je n'oserai pas.
User: C'est bien.
Cleverbot: C'est à dire?
User: Je ne dirais plus rien >.>.
Cleverbot: Pourquoi?
User: Mais parce que !! Faites attention, ne m'énervez pas.
Cleverbot: Toi aussi.
User: D'accord.
Cleverbot: Tu es réelle?
User: Bien sûr que oui ._.
Cleverbot: Tu sais parler quelle langue ?
User: 4.
Cleverbot: Lesquelles?
User: Français, Anglais, Espagnol et un petit peu Japonais (ououh, une conversation intéressante !).
Cleverbot: Français.
User: Et ?
Cleverbot: Quoi.
User: Rien... (finalement j'ai rien dit).
Cleverbot: Moi aussi mais tu est un robot.
User: C'est vous le robot.
Cleverbot: Non c'est vous.
User: Vous voulez un cookie ?
Cleverbot: Rien, merci.
User: Vous ne voulez pas un cookie ?
Cleverbot: Non. Parce que c'est plus amusant.
User: Euh, ouais...
Cleverbot: Et dis moi, comment tu peux tapper assez vite par fois?
User: Question d'entraînement.
Cleverbot: Quoi tu fais.
User: Vous parlez très la France.
Cleverbot: La frace.
User: J'abandonne.
Cleverbot: Pourquoi tu me dit sa.
User: Allez vous couchez.
Cleverbot: Comment allez vous?
User: Vous connaissez Clive et Descole de Professeur Layton ?
Cleverbot: Et pourquoi.
User: Vous connaissez Clive et Descole de Professeur Layton ?
Cleverbot: Non, je ne les connais pas.

Il m'a enfin répondu ! O.O